Donkey Hee-Haw

Features

A playful nudge for the people you actually want to bother. Hee-Haw your friends and their phones bray right back at them — with an animated donkey to match. Quiet message mode for when you don't want to make a scene. Mute, DND, ears-perked read receipts, all the table-stakes social niceties.

• Hee-Haw friends anywhere — over iCloud Push. They get a bray + animation the moment you tap.
• Or just message — quiet text-only mode that still lives in the same thread.
• Find nearby Donkeys — the old peer-to-peer Bluetooth bray works whether you have signal or not.
• Mute & DND — short-term silence (15m / 1h / 4h / 24h) or permanent. The sender sees a DND notice instead of getting through.
• Ears Perked — read receipts in donkey vocabulary.
• Invite anyone — pre-filled SMS with a deep-link the recipient can tap to auto-connect once they install.
• iCloud-only data — no separate sign-up, no analytics, no tracking. Your phone number, your iCloud, your friends.